(via hell-and-high-tide)
May 25th, 2013
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
(Source: falcnpunch, via respectthelarry)
(Source: lookthesameinthedark, via whoisjohnocallaghan)
I either finish a book within 6-12 consecutive hours or roughly six months.
True story
(via reflections-of-mylife)
im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead
(via drfaggot-)
I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”
(via malijuanastyles)
why would i want to be beautiful on the inside no one can see it there
(Source: ripbearwave, via drfaggot-)
it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle
(via privatepartpayne)
